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Sunday, 29 July 2012

Bye Definition: Backing into the Garden

It's a nice day, so lets get out in the garden:


Hoe: an expression of surprise, most often accompanied by a smack in the face from having stepped on a garden instrument

Strimmer: expression of satisfaction after mowing the lawn

pruning: to cause someone to become like a prune

weeding: the noise made by a handy little alarm that pings when someone (or something) urinates in your garden 



spade: the answer to the question "what have you done about this bill?"

trowel: an owl on probation

plant pot: an activity that is likely to result in a visit by the constabulary