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I don't know about you (well, obviously I don't, I'm not even sure who you are) but Amazon and their associates have the happy ...

Friday, 13 December 2013

Counting Down To...?

This weekend I'm trying out one of these new Kindle Countdown promotions to see if this generates some excitement amongst the reading public!  This means that the latest compilation of stories, A Kick at the Pantry Door, is available at a hugely discounted price from now until Sunday, 15th December, 2013.  Why not take a look at this compilation which has consistently received 5* reviews since its publication earlier this year?  Give yourself a little pre-Christmas treat!

Welcome to the 'A Kick at the Pantry Door' restaurant. We have your favourite table ready and waiting and a selection of tasty and unusual dishes for your delectation and delight (but do bear in mind that the kitchen closes shortly as the Chef needs to go to his second job, rodding out blocked sewers). We have a few choice 'nostalgedy' stories for Starters, some meatier ones for your Mains, a selection of 'curmudgeonly rants' or keen observations (you take your choice) for Dessert, and something unspeakable to go with your Coffee and Mints.

What are the ingredients? Well there's: Our dog's unfortunate addiction to railwaymen - avoiding the great outdoors - how not to take a picture - unfinished business in woodworking - entries as an indicator of intoxication - mowing under pressure - Easter as a moveable feast - a regrettable incident at the Crucifixion. You won't find any E numbers, dodgy additives or nuts in our meals, unless of course you count the Chef.

Philip Whiteland tickles your fancy (it's not a crime yet) once again with this compilation of stories, often with a food-based theme, from today and yesterday. Pull up a chair and tuck in!

This is Philip's third collection of 'nostalgedy' stories, a sequel to the very popular 'Steady Past Your Granny's' and 'Crutches for Ducks'.

"Taking the interesting theme of the reader being a visitor to a restaurant, Philip sets out his book in a number of chapters under the headings of starters, main courses, desserts and coffee and mints. All the stories relate to his experiences growing up in Burton in the 1950s and 1960s…A flavour for the amusing content of the book is given in the first chapter, in which Philip recalls his childhood interest in eating dog biscuits." Derby Telegraph

Monday, 9 December 2013

The AlterNativity

I'm trying to build my own alternative Nativity (hence, AlterNativity!  another portmanteau word to go with 'nostalgedy' ;-))

In typical Whiteland fashion, I started this at, what I suppose is, the end with 'A Stable Upbringing' in Steady Past Your Granny's.  I'm now trying to work back from that point with a story about the shepherds, The Night Watch which you'll find in Wattpad.  A story about the wise men will be posted here, and on Wattpad, soon and I'm working on something involving Herod at the moment.

Anyone would think it was Christmas, wouldn't they ;-)

Tuesday, 3 December 2013


As The 'Stones, didn't sing.  You can get the silliest book on the planet for FREE today (Tuesday, 3rd December) for one day only.  Give yourself a well deserved chuckle this Christmas :-)