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Saturday, 14 July 2012

Bye Definition: Always in the kitchen at parties

Deep Fat Fryer: The inevitable consequence of an obese monk walking across a frozen lake.

Extractor Fan: An activity conducted by security at rock concerts.

oven: a group of nautical witches who have given up the sea.

Toast Rack: Patented but pointless device for keeping an accurate record of the number of toes an individual has. Only of real value to Pobbles.

Wine Rack: Medieval device for discouraging moaning.

cruet: what you must do to a boat or ship

condiment: a phrase that sounds like a compliment but is actually a veiled insult.

waste bin:  an attempt by someone who is extremely hung over, to  explain what happened last night