camembert: the charred remains of a camera
catamaran: even more pointless exercise of calling your cat a moron because it cannot understand the correct use of an apostrophe
ornament: beginning of a pathetic attempt to explain to the 6' 6" x 4' driver of the car in front of you why you felt the need to sound your horn when he did not move immediately the light turned green.
parasol: nickname for a paratrooper named Solomon
Rupert: quite attractive young kangaroo
rhubarb: pointed comment from the above
toilet: a little effort