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Another Brilliant Review for the Christmas Compendium!

I'm really pleased that people seem to like the new collection of seasonal stories 'A Christmas Cracker ' .  This latest 5 sta...

Monday, 4 June 2012

By Hook or Bye Definition!

A few more examples of the idiocy that began in Bye Definition:

camembert:  the charred remains of a camera

catalyst:  providing a series of important points for your feline

catastrophe:  pointless exercise of trying to teach a cat the correct use of an apostrophe when compiling the above

catamaran:  even more pointless exercise of calling your cat a moron because it cannot understand the correct use of an apostrophe

ornament:  beginning of a pathetic attempt to explain to the 6' 6" x 4' driver of the car in front of you why you felt the need to sound your horn when he did not move immediately the light turned green.

parasol:  nickname for a paratrooper named Solomon

Rupert:  quite attractive young kangaroo

rhubarb:  pointed comment from the above

toilet:  a little effort