Not quite a gardening column!

My little fluffy white cloud has just achieved a new altitude record!

This is the second (and probably last) of my columns for the Derby Telegraph. Check out the byline and the photo - I feel like a professional (a professional what is, of course, another question)

See the article on the Derby Telegraph website here

Watch out, Nelson, I've got my own column!

Ok, ok, it's only for a couple of weeks (at the most) whilst the Editor's on holiday but, when your all-time heroes are Alan Coren, Keith Waterhouse, Miles Kington and Jeffrey Bernard, then this is the culmination of a long-held ambition.

Low-flying aircraft are warned to take diversionary action as the author is currently sitting on a little cloud with a broad smile on his face :-)

See the article on the Derby Telegraph website here