A few more examples of the idiocy that began in Bye Definition:
Draining Board - the exhaustive ennui emanating from washing-up
Microwave - very small hand gesture
Toaster - something that disturbs part of the foot
cupboard - being sick of tea
Tea Towel - predatory nocturnal bird with a penchant for bosoms
Hob - half a biscuit
Freezer - the start of the song "Freezer Jolly Good Fellow"
Waste Disposal - a slimming device
cutlery - having a tendency to cut things
crockery - having a tendency to break down
Whisk - a chance taken by Jonathan Ross
clingfilm - the sort of movie that you really would like to forget, but just can't
spatula - a rather camp argument
colander: obscure TV detective series, set in the Netherlands, notable for the plot being full of holes
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